Dentist Jokes from the Team at Walloon Dental

The team at Walloon Dental passed around the hat this week to discuss what their favourite dentist jokes are – have a look at our top ten below! Please let us know what your favourite dentist/teeth jokes are next time you’re in!

Dentist Jokes

  1. What do dentists call their x-rays?…… Tooth Pics!
  2. What does the dentist of the year get? ….. A little Plaque!
  3. Guess what time the man went to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty!
  4. Why are false teeth like stars?…… They only come out at night!
  5. What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?……… Tooth or Consequences.
  6. Why is a toothless dog like a tree?………It has more bark than bite.
  7. Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ?…….. Because it is an acre!

Some More Dentist Jokes!

Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A: A molar bear

Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

Girl: Why did the king go to the dentist? Boy: I don’t know, Why? Girl: To get a new crown!

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won’t hurt a byte Q: What is a dentist’s office? A: A filling station Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A: A molar bear Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: “You have a hole in one. ”

(Some of these jokes were sourced from the Jokes4Us website)

We’d love to hear which was your favourite next time you come in to Walloon Dental. Please click here to contact us if you’re interested in making a booking to come and visit the team!